Sleep in on Friday, you idiots
Well, that was a short week, folks, wasn't it? See you on Monday.
What?
Oh, fine. Here's a kitten riding a Roomba.
Posted by August J. Pollak at 7:24 AM
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Sarah. Sarah. Why, oh why can we not quit you? Oh, right. Because you do this.
Years from now we're going to look back on this and try to rationalize to our children how nearly half the country considered giving this woman nuclear launch codes. We shall utterly disappoint them.
As you may have noticed at the top of the page, deadlines are now in place for holiday orders. Please consider buying your crap now so as not to risk it now showing up under the tree. No, we don't actually place it under the tree. You have to do some of this yourself.
Posted by August J. Pollak at 12:09 AM