Mother Teresa Breath Mist.

(Thanks to reader Margaret Lyman for the discovery.)

The caption reads: "Mother Teresa is a shining example of love, compassion, and Christian virtues - you, too, can show love and compassion for your neighbors. Give yourself a spritz of Mother Teresa Breath Mist and deliver yourself from the unGodly scourge of halitosis."

You can read the caption on this one, but I'd just like to point out that we now know the secret to bringing forth the heavens of freshness: Glycerin and Sodium with a dash of blue dye. Also note the warning to keep the heavens out of the reach of children.